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Yo Mama (Doki Doki Literature Club Themed)

1. Yo mama so fat, when she played Doki Doki Literature Club, she not only took up most of the files, but she also couldn’t be deleted! 2. Yo mama so stupid, she thought the Doki Doki Literature Club was about pooping. 3. Yo mama so ugly, when she played Doki Doki Literature Club, all of the girls deleted themselves! 4. Yo mama so old, she was the Doki Doki Literature Club’s first president! 5. Yo mama so poor, she joined the Literature Club, just because she wanted free cupcakes! 6. Yo mama so strict, she was Natsuki’s MOTHER! 7. Yo mama so skinny, Sayori didn’t hang herself, Yo Mama hanged HER using only her fingers! 8. Yo mama so slimy, when she joined the Literature Club, all of the girls STICK to her! 9. Yo mama so smart, when she played Doki Doki Literature Club, her poem was a SCIENCE PARAGRAPH! 10. Yo mama so rich, Monika became a lesbian gold digger! 11. Yo mama so strong, when Yuri stabbed her with her knife, the knife bent! 12. Yo mama so religious, she turned the Doki Doki Literature Club, into the Doki Doki Literature CULT! 13. Yo mama so lazy, when she played Doki Doki Literature Club, the developers had to make a fast forward button for her because she was too lazy to click through the dialogue! 14. Yo mama so Karen, even Natsuki is afraid of her temper! 15. Yo mama so evil, when she played Doki Doki Literature Club, she deleted EVERYONE! 16. Yo daddy so dummy thicc, when Yuri stabbed him with her knife, he freaking popped! 17. Yo daddy so drunk, he was Natsuki’s babysitter! Which one was your favorite? (Doki Doki Literature Club belongs to Dan Salvato.)

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